Sweetie Nadia’s Real Secrets

I am totally burnt today.  Thank-god I’m not working tonight.  Koodos to my sweet Joe and Craig (loved controlling you babe).

The end of a fine weekend.  We went to too many clubs to list. The best ones were the ones in the meat district.  I could have sworn that we were in the same neighborhood as the one from “Fatal Attraction.”  The weekend started off pretty wild after a party celebrating plans for “Legally Blonde” to open up on Broadway in 2007.  It was a fucking bad movie, I’m sure it will be an awful play.

At the parents in Long Island or I should say my mom and step-dad whose never there thank-god.  First I went over to my sister and logged on for a bit but my idiot neice was laughing the whole time I was taking calls……..sorry for anyone who heard a little goofy giggle in the background.  About my step-dad?  He used to be a real perv when I was growing up here. My biological dad once had to yell at him because I got the creeps one time when he was driving me to school one morning and I found a porn magazine with naked women (oh my) under his seat.
He also,  according to my sister tried to grab one of her boobs as he was closing his door after picking her up from the station.  She wouldn’t lie about that……my mom of course didn’t do anything, denys it….pissed me off.  I guess that’s why I left as early as I did.  Anyway,
went out a bit on Saturday night saw someone I knew from school who used to be ALOT cuter.  He of course couldn’t’ resist.   I never kissed him in school I figure I should give it a try if he was nice.  He had a pretty good personality from what I remembered and was very smart.  Smoking herb always loosens things up.  I’m not sure you want to hear the rest as I am a sweetie but, a girl such as I who hasn’t gotten off in awhile (I’m not telling you exactly what a while is), but….I’m keep you guessing.  I really needed fun on Easter weekend.    I kind of didn’t spill the beans to my callers but I’m writing it here.  We did one of my favorite positions.  Standing up fuck with clothes on….hmm thank-GOD I was wearing a long skirt.  I would have hated if it was hard-access lol.

WAKING UP EARLY SUCKS ASS Ugg, I hate when I have a 6am call. That’s one thing that completely sucks about this job, but you can’t beat the cash. The one I made up today was this hot fucking actress stuck up as hell. Reminded me of Jane in “Monster-in Law,” (Jennifer Lopez looked so hot) with her assistant, treating her like shit with like three cellular phones going at once. She had putrid breath too. Hell no, I can’t name the biatch. You’d think with all her money that she would eat right and have good breath though.

Oh my what a dream. I’ve been attracted to David Spade lately and I had a dream that we were friends for a long long time and we were going to school together. We got it on on the floor and he didn’t want to get it on anymore and to still be friends but I wasn’t having it. Either I suck dick, or I don’t suck dick. There aint no middle ground! Ice cream and cookies is all I crave today after that dream. I wonder why. I need to get layed tonight I hate to say lol.

The end of a fine weekend.  We went to too many clubs to list. The best ones were the ones in the meat district.  I could have sworn that we were in the same neighborhood as the one from “Fatal Attraction.”  The weekend started off pretty wild after a party celebrating plans for “Legally Blonde” to open up on Broadway in 2007.  It was a fucking bad movie, I’m sure it will be an awful play

Well, my mom came over and we walked around and had great mexican food.  I had a huge avocado salad with unbelievable dressing and coconut covered shrimp.  I then tried out a malt shake and hated it.  I should have stuck with what I know.  Chocolate, vanilla baskin robbin shake, hmm.
I also picked up the unrated version of my favorite movie “The Girl Next Door.”  It said that it had 16 deleted scenes and other stuff not shown in the movie.  Man what I would give to fuck Emille and the girl.  Both are so fucking hot.  The Movie, “The Matador” sucked.  What else.  Oh yeah, gota go and disturb my fuckdoll (cat), then finish reading “Public Secrets,” by fuck, I forgot.  See ya.

It feels great just staying in, fucking around with my pouch (cat). Saw a FUCKING great movie “The Hills Have Eyes.” The greatest scene was the most violent which was when the young blond was getting raped and the other one was having her tity sucked and got her head blown off. Then the mother got shot across the room. For some reasons I just like the talent of the actors when they’re getting raped. They depicted the scene well.

Shouts to my Master, you know who you are. I’m going to be on the phones for just a bit tonight.

After I signed off, I went to a friends party.  Hot fucking men, but no substance, but then again, getting fucked in the bathroom is better then substance if that’s what you need.  I got his number, but anyone who lives more then 20 minutes away from me is considered G.U.D (Geographically undesirable).
It was a WONDERFUL forceful fuck, a standing up fuck, you know, the one in “Fatal Attaction,” or “Unfaithful.”  Just hot.

Today I got new Italian Skin brushes that cost $50 each, not exactly what you buy in a drug store.
I have to say Koodos of my new bo on here named Joe.  Don’t fail in school babydoll and if you do, maybe I’ll take care of you!