Sweetie Nadia’s Real Secrets

My day was so fun, I don’t really talk about my domestic activities that much cause I think you’d find them boring but I might as well brag a bit about what you guys are helping me buy since I’m off my feet from make-up artistry during the summer heat (thank-god, those smelly bitches made me nauseous the last months of work!).

OK, so, It took a long time to pick out but I finally picked out a color named Halo from Kings Palace from Home Depot, trust me, if you’re looking for a kind of beige but with a tint of silver pink, that’s the color to pick.  Its premium, as thick as your cock, so thick that I have to get a carpenter to either lift my door or shave off the fucking bottom.  And, of course I bought the best padding so when my cat barfs it doesn’t go down to the wood, and the fucker barfs enough! lol.

  As soon as I got the fucking rug, she shit AND barfed, really, but she did it on the remnant that I left in front of the door!  I cleaned it with SHOUT, and RESOLVE it came right out.  If she wasn’t so damn cute I would have hit her.   I one time made a site with a picture of a cat on the beach, sleeping with a cigarette in her mouth and beer by her hand.  If anyone finds it shoot it on over!  Oh yeah, I great a great price on the carpeting.  Hard nipples is great for negotiating.  I couldn’t get them to lower the price of the carpeting but they charge to move the furniture and I got that lowered.  Ok, I hope I’m not boring you too much.  What if I told you I fucked the carpeting installers afterwards?

Nice night of fuck-talk.  My favorite man I’ll call Paulie called and I sucked and fucked him for about an hour.  I was so into it I forgot to turn on my recording equipment until about 25 or so minutes latter but I got the best 37 minutes of it!  Paul, you’ll love it and anyone else who wants to be Paul for that length of time! lol   I loved fucking with the sounds on my Adobe Audition 1.5.  Chorus didn’t work so on the second track I put a bit of reverb on it and it sounded great.

Then my masturbating master, lol, Steve called from N.J., lucky for me his wifey was out of town.  I absolutely love his voice and ALWAYS masturbate when he calls.  I used my trusted eros can and my very stimulating deodorant bottle to get off.  Then Steve does this think where he tells me to put my ring finger and my middle finger in my pussy and to bend them and it drives me crazy!  AND I GET PAID FOR IT LOL YUMMY.. 

I was up till 6am trying to figure out which pix I put up on my site as I see that I have alot more that I haven’t put up so there will be more new pix up and that recording I made from sucking Paulie’s cock.  I hope you love it Paul if you get it!  It comes with 2 mp3’s one with reverb and a hot new pix.  

Now can someone please tell me how to put a picture of my pussy (cat) up on this site?????

 

Sex Line
Fat or skinny, Vince Vaughgn whatever the spelling rocks ass! I can watch Wedding Crashers over and over again and his lines still rip me up. One of my favorite lines are:

Jeremy: “Mr. Environmental is also a-a hunter. It’s kind of an interesting combination.”
Sack Lodge (Bradley Cooper): “I hunt quail, Jeremy! They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grub worm population. You got a fucking problem with that?!”
Jeremy: “Not nearly as much as I do with the, uh, attire that you have on, or just your general view towards everybody. But let’s go kill some birds. I’m psyched.” Also, when he says, “I think you’re crazy, that’s what I think.”

His timing is impeccable. Fuck. Anyway, had Steve calling wanting me to cut off his balls with an elastrator which is basically a device which cuts off the circulation to the balls used for the farm industry…….ouch. He didn’t seem like he was kidding but as soon as I mentioned ass play, he was gone. He called the wrong listing anyway!

My sis turned me onto a band on the net.  One of them looked like Matt Damon, very hot.

Then Mark whose wife was out backpacking was into talking about my dancing days and what I wore……..normally I would think he was a fag talking about clothes but he was straight, into graphic design I believe.

Then of course Paul..whom I love sucking!
Off subject of sucking and fucking on the phone. I was so fucking livid because I had gotten to sleep like around 5am the night before and my fucking roomate ordered food and they rang the doorbell loudly at 11am waking my ass up. Couldn’t go back to sleep so I was pretty beat, but took calls and played guitar all day. Of course I still had energy to get fucked.

I’m sure you’ve brandished many with your generosity and now you’ve spread it to me.  I feel of course as if I’ve deserved it, I mean, just look at me!  I hope we speak again (and I now know your last name! Thanks for the AGC). I know you can afford it and besides……….you’ve taught me sooo soo much. I’ve soaked up what I’ve learned like a sponge and will be that much more sadistic the NEXT TIME!!

Well well well, nice lovenote on my page cumguzzler.  You will work and suck cock for me as long as I tell you to!

Yourguy4now gets around.  Pitiful man.  He only likes it if you scream so loud your neighbors will call 411.  Sorry but you can’t pay me enough for that.  My feedback speaks for itself. 

I’ve been reading stupid gossip magazines lately since I haven’t bought a good book in awhile (didn’t like davinci code, does that make me weird?).  Just a note that Jane Fonda is a cheap cunt, it said and I believe it that she counted change for a cab ride and didn’t tip.  Sharon Stone Tipped 80 on a $30 ride.  Nice bitch.
I have to write again about Brandon.  You’re not too far from me baby.

SUCK! I know she looks like a retard when she sings, but her album “In This Skin” although not consistent, is damn good. I recorded “Know That I have Loved You” and I sound pretty fucking good although it’s all bar chords and my hands kill me towards the end. Not playing guitar for 3 weeks killed my game a bit.

Ok, about this hottie that was walking around my building. I needed someone to help me take all of my electrical equipment out of my carpeted rooms because the fucking carpet installers dont’ do it to cover their asses in case something breaks. It turns out he’s the custodian who works at the building next to mine. He took care of everything, I tipped him 10 bucks cause he had a nice ass, then he came over as soon as the installers were done and put everything back. I was thinking he needs more of a tip. He’s so shy, I’m not use to doing any of that kind of work. I think some black men look at me in awe as if I’d never fuck them. They’re wrong.