19 February 2007
Shopped, Sex & New
Beginnings. Oy one thing I hate when there’s a cute new neighbor that you just fucked is that THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. That surely does blow cause the sex was astronomical and this young thing will get attached.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not AGAINST getting serious with someone, it’s just the wrong TIME to get serious with someone and this someone DOESN’T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT LOL. Yes you heard it from me you fucking horney motherfuckers.
The only way you’ll get away with NOT PLAYING an instrument is if you either look like JOSH HARTNET or are cute, can fuck and have some kind of creative skill. OK, well, in Florida, I did know a guy who was a boring business man but he cracked me up like most musicians do. I mean, really, if and when you ever look at rock stars on TV, you have to admit, they’re happy and funny. That’s how I like em.