Too Tired 2 work
You Fucking Sissy Twit-Cunt-Line
MOst of my business was paymails by my Piggy and one call while I was on for like a second by my sex fiend Matt. I masturbated big time to my pedy the night before so I was good sexually so when my blackman called I didn’t want to be bothered. Sometimes he’s just not worth it.
Well, I really was surprised when my very young neighbor came a knocking on my door close to fucking 2 am, but who am I to turn down a lay that is half-decent. So, I fucked him, told him to make me a sandwich on the way out and to not let the door hit em on the ass on the way out lol. Let’s just say I used the fuck out of him and wasn’t too nice.
OK, movies that I recently saw:
HOLLYWOODLAND- even fat Ben affleck can turn me so fucking on, but who’se REALLY growing on my ass is Adrian Brody. DAmn that big nosed actor is hot as shit.
JACKASS2-It had a few laughs but wasn’t great.