18 May 2007
WHOOPSIE, Hello
BACK AGAIN! You’re probably thinking, “this girl got no fucking life.” Sometimes yer right. It’s fucking 323am I’m up like a prom kings dick, I can’t play guitar, already played with myself and not interested in TV. So, I decided to raise my price lol.
DO YOU LIKIE? Let’s admit it. If you can afford $1.69 a minute you can surely afford $1.79 a minute. Did you NOT go to the movies after the price rose like 100 percent or so? It might toggle but I think not.
Think of it this way, a normal climax call = 20 minutes, many times less if you’re already jerking off, times 10 FUCKING PENNIES, I’m kidnapping your coffee and maybe just maybe your bagel. I do promise hotter service tho
Feel free to call my how’s my service line at 1 800 EAT ME NO REALLY COMMENT ON THIS ISSUE IF YOU WANT!
Last year I was only dreaming of my dream car, last week-no car, two days ago FUCK, I GOT A FUCKING GREAT CAR. Have I thanked you enough? THANK-YOU THANK-YOU REALLY. Yes I could have had some kind of career as a submissive make-up artists to telie and movie stars, fuck-them, suck them whatever but after I started flirt, I bought a great guitar, played much more then I ever did and my make-up job started to feel like bad TMJ. It would have taken at least 10-15 years for it to maybe go far.
Whoopsie, my thoughts are cuming so fucking quick cause it’s so fucking late.