9 August 2006
Jessica Simpson, Black Men
SUCK! I know she looks like a retard when she sings, but her album “In This Skin” although not consistent, is damn good. I recorded “Know That I have Loved You” and I sound pretty fucking good although it’s all bar chords and my hands kill me towards the end. Not playing guitar for 3 weeks killed my game a bit.
Ok, about this hottie that was walking around my building. I needed someone to help me take all of my electrical equipment out of my carpeted rooms because the fucking carpet installers dont’ do it to cover their asses in case something breaks. It turns out he’s the custodian who works at the building next to mine. He took care of everything, I tipped him 10 bucks cause he had a nice ass, then he came over as soon as the installers were done and put everything back. I was thinking he needs more of a tip. He’s so shy, I’m not use to doing any of that kind of work. I think some black men look at me in awe as if I’d never fuck them. They’re wrong.