Sweetie Nadia’s Real Secrets

I just want to shout out to my new honey Micheal, hey, do you want me to post your information on this blog so strangers can blackmail your ass as well? Can’t forget you either curt, nice lingerie and purple freak of a cock on cam. Thanks for the wonderful tip too. Another shout out to a Mike who bought TONS of pictures. Hope you’re wacking to em now!

Still eating a raw diet. Addicted to nori sheets around avocadoes. My insomnia is slowly getting better, but still fucked up the ass.

Anything Goes Line Baby

Oh man what a dream I had last night…….Before I get into that I just want to say that American idol was kind of unentertaining last night. Yes the rocker bald guy may have done ALMOST the best but he does pick the shittiest, self-indulgent boring songs to sing. I think Ace did much better then the judges said he did (I would suck his balls even if he farted the song). Other singers were unmemorable. Too bad Top model is on at the same time. That’s a bitch, that’s also one of my favorite shows as well as House.
Ok, now about my crazy drug infested dream. I was living with my mom in a nice Florida House and all of a sudden a fucking helicopter swoops down on the next-door neighbors driveway, meanwhile, at the same time, my first boyfriend walks in the kitchen door! I’m like “what the fuck are you doing here?” I don’t remember his answer but I do remember that I wanted to ride him like the wind! Then, there was this very beautiful, very sophisticated tall blonde in my house (who knows why) and he was flirting with her and you could tell he wanted her very bad and boy was I jealous. She had a boyfriend who was a lawyer, she didn’t want him, he layed down without his shirt on and he looked hot. Just images in my dream. Others were me drinking a bit and wanting to stop and peer pressure to smoke pot because I wanted to hang out with a pretty girl.

I don’t remember if it was before or after Brian was flirting that I was doing heroine (this is JUST DREAM! I WOULD NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF) but I do remember that it was very easy to just quit cold-turkey and that I wanted to get into better shape for I was at least 10 pounds more then usual. Oh boy this dream still goes on and on and gets pretty tragic.
I quite heroine and the needle was in my room as well as $180 dollars in my drawer. Someone that I knew came up to me wanting something very badly. I felt I owed her and told her to take my needle that had residue of heroine in it (sorry, this is a truthful blog about my life. I couldn’t make this shit up!). A day ortwo passes by and I knew the bitch stole my $180 and I demanded she give it back. She took the needle and tried to stab me and the needle flew into this pool and a little girl picked up the needle. I started to cry and couldn’t’ speak no matter how hard I tried. I signaled anyone around me to get the needle out of the little girls hands and then I woke up. I also dreamt that I fucked Matt Damon ahh.

Another thing about my cool reg. Is that if you look on your hairdryer, and see a tag with a bathtub and a red or black cross on it, he made that idea up. I told that to my mother this morning and she thought it was cool and said I should marry him lol

I had a very weird dream last night. I was giving head to my ex-boyfriend (someone that lived with me for a long time) and he came too quickly lol. I got super pissed because I didn’t get off. Then he had the nerve to want to go out with my sister at a club. I got so livid I started throwing things around making the place look as bad as I felt. I somehow wound up at the place and my sister, my ex- and all of my sister’s friends were there. I felt totally outnumbered, but determined that I was going to fuck up my sister bad. I ended up grabbing her keys which was easy to do because my sister is ADHD and leaves her shit everywhere. I took her car and then woke up.

WAKING UP EARLY SUCKS ASS Ugg, I hate when I have a 6am call. That’s one thing that completely sucks about this job, but you can’t beat the cash. The one I made up today was this hot fucking actress stuck up as hell. Reminded me of Jane in “Monster-in Law,” (Jennifer Lopez looked so hot) with her assistant, treating her like shit with like three cellular phones going at once. She had putrid breath too. Hell no, I can’t name the biatch. You’d think with all her money that she would eat right and have good breath though.

Oh my what a dream. I’ve been attracted to David Spade lately and I had a dream that we were friends for a long long time and we were going to school together. We got it on on the floor and he didn’t want to get it on anymore and to still be friends but I wasn’t having it. Either I suck dick, or I don’t suck dick. There aint no middle ground! Ice cream and cookies is all I crave today after that dream. I wonder why. I need to get layed tonight I hate to say lol.

The end of a fine weekend.  We went to too many clubs to list. The best ones were the ones in the meat district.  I could have sworn that we were in the same neighborhood as the one from “Fatal Attraction.”  The weekend started off pretty wild after a party celebrating plans for “Legally Blonde” to open up on Broadway in 2007.  It was a fucking bad movie, I’m sure it will be an awful play

Well, my mom came over and we walked around and had great mexican food.  I had a huge avocado salad with unbelievable dressing and coconut covered shrimp.  I then tried out a malt shake and hated it.  I should have stuck with what I know.  Chocolate, vanilla baskin robbin shake, hmm.
I also picked up the unrated version of my favorite movie “The Girl Next Door.”  It said that it had 16 deleted scenes and other stuff not shown in the movie.  Man what I would give to fuck Emille and the girl.  Both are so fucking hot.  The Movie, “The Matador” sucked.  What else.  Oh yeah, gota go and disturb my fuckdoll (cat), then finish reading “Public Secrets,” by fuck, I forgot.  See ya.

It feels great just staying in, fucking around with my pouch (cat). Saw a FUCKING great movie “The Hills Have Eyes.” The greatest scene was the most violent which was when the young blond was getting raped and the other one was having her tity sucked and got her head blown off. Then the mother got shot across the room. For some reasons I just like the talent of the actors when they’re getting raped. They depicted the scene well.

Shouts to my Master, you know who you are. I’m going to be on the phones for just a bit tonight.

After I signed off, I went to a friends party.  Hot fucking men, but no substance, but then again, getting fucked in the bathroom is better then substance if that’s what you need.  I got his number, but anyone who lives more then 20 minutes away from me is considered G.U.D (Geographically undesirable).
It was a WONDERFUL forceful fuck, a standing up fuck, you know, the one in “Fatal Attaction,” or “Unfaithful.”  Just hot.