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28 August 2006

SUCKING PAULIE

Always a pleasure to suck paulie again, besides that, the end of the month is always slow and all I want to do is fuck and suck because my period is coming soon and that makes me real horny.  I fucked the top of my eros can today, it was the best fuck I had all month. 
Did end of the month shopping with my sister (yes she has titties too) and acouple of other hot latin friends.  Nice asses on these chicks.  One thing that I can have a bit more of but then again, I’ll never be fat.
We went to this great bathing suit store in Merrick, LI end of the summer sale.  Bathing suits that normally sell for over 2 bills you can get for under 50 dollars.  I’m still frugal no matter how much I make and always will be. 
One of my girlfriends remind me of J. Lo and gets me very hot.  She’s kind of bi.  Kind of meaning she changed in the same room with me and I teased her.   I mean, she never really did more but I know she wants to.  She kept on saying, “you a bad influence on me Nadia” with that sexy fucking accent that drives me crazy. 
We almost got thrown out.
Pretty much then went home and got ready for an open mike in the city which was very hot.  I sang a song by Jessica Simpson and messed up once.  Of course I could have gotten laid right after but just cam in the bathroom.  Got two numbers of musicians that were way hot.  One was about 6 feet (my favorite height is 6″3′ or if you’re really good in bed, taller then 5″7′), and another one who was much shorter (couldn’t tell, by that time I was way stoned). 

I’ll keep you posted on my fucking and sucking.

9 August 2006

Jessica Simpson, Black Men

SUCK! I know she looks like a retard when she sings, but her album “In This Skin” although not consistent, is damn good. I recorded “Know That I have Loved You” and I sound pretty fucking good although it’s all bar chords and my hands kill me towards the end. Not playing guitar for 3 weeks killed my game a bit.

Ok, about this hottie that was walking around my building. I needed someone to help me take all of my electrical equipment out of my carpeted rooms because the fucking carpet installers dont’ do it to cover their asses in case something breaks. It turns out he’s the custodian who works at the building next to mine. He took care of everything, I tipped him 10 bucks cause he had a nice ass, then he came over as soon as the installers were done and put everything back. I was thinking he needs more of a tip. He’s so shy, I’m not use to doing any of that kind of work. I think some black men look at me in awe as if I’d never fuck them. They’re wrong.