Sweetie Nadia’s Real Secrets

some of my pigs, HUMAN atms and sissys.  I called Tim Today, the fucktard who served me bigtime last night.  Damn was I  in a rough mood last night.  It was soo busy I really didn’t care if he hung up on me.  He just took everything I had to say.  Tim John, I’ll get his last name, I already have his phone number.  He told me he didn’t set it up yet and unless he gave met the wrong number, he still didn’t set up his mail box.  Richard, Mr  yr old , boy is it payup time bud.

Sex Line
Fat or skinny, Vince Vaughgn whatever the spelling rocks ass! I can watch Wedding Crashers over and over again and his lines still rip me up. One of my favorite lines are:

Jeremy: “Mr. Environmental is also a-a hunter. It’s kind of an interesting combination.”
Sack Lodge (Bradley Cooper): “I hunt quail, Jeremy! They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grub worm population. You got a fucking problem with that?!”
Jeremy: “Not nearly as much as I do with the, uh, attire that you have on, or just your general view towards everybody. But let’s go kill some birds. I’m psyched.” Also, when he says, “I think you’re crazy, that’s what I think.”

His timing is impeccable. Fuck. Anyway, had Steve calling wanting me to cut off his balls with an elastrator which is basically a device which cuts off the circulation to the balls used for the farm industry…….ouch. He didn’t seem like he was kidding but as soon as I mentioned ass play, he was gone. He called the wrong listing anyway!